Poor dear!

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Hmm...

Nice!

O_o

Err...

O_O

Classy

Indeed

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Uh, ok

Classy

Me too!

Good question

Sassy

Ha!

Indeed

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O_o

Meanwhile, in your next meeting...

Nice!

O_O

click to enbiggen

Uh...

Ambition...

December 7, 1941

Nice

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Err...

O_o

Pretty much

O_O

Creepy

Heh

Heard this on the radio the other day, and went "WTF!"

....but I actually thought it rocked!

O_o

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Wait, what?!?

Still a good show, but anyway

Uh...

Hmm...

O_O

The backstory: Supposedly, this tombstone was ordered by the wife and mistress of the deceased, who learned about each other after his passing

After the first line, take the first letter of the first word of each line...

Uh...

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Yeow!

Err...

O_O

Yikes!

Classy

Pretty much

Scruffy: Newly tamed feral kitten, and destroyer of worlds...